I am a man of many talents.
What, you don't believe me?
I'm a guys' guy,
a music man,
(in addition to my mad key-skills, I LOVE to sing)
...and a man of many faces.
(This is my scrunchy-flirt face, not to be mistaken with my Asian fortune-teller face.)
I'm a lady's man.
...who tends to upset the ladies when I destroy their little castles...
(after I knocked this one down, Ansley said, Porter being very bad, aunt Reagan.")
I'm a man of style, like my uncle Chad,
a running man...
who's always happy like my dad.
I'm a hunter/army/redneck/go-with-the-flow man...
...who's not too sure about this grass-stuff...
Most of all, I am darn cute, man.
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