To the tune of "Indian Outlaw" by Tim McGraw:

I'm an Indian outlaw,


Half Cowlitz and my mommy's fan,


My daddy he's a workin' man,


He's a one of a kind.


You can find me with my Golden,


I fed myself a bottle then,


I'm cute as a button,


Pass me around.


Don't have my Indian name yet,


"Lil' Sipper" is my paw-paw,


He gets orders from my maw-maw,


Our family's doin' fine.

- PDS, 2 weeks old.